I Do...

As to be expected, our vows weren’t exactly traditional: Jimmy, will you take this woman knowing she isn’t obedient and loves the Internet more than you?

Melissa, will you take this man knowing that he occasionally goes walkabout and he’s a shadow of his former self and no longer a helicopter pilot?

Jimmy and Melissa, will you promise to look after these girls and to nourish them knowing they like to watch chick flicks, they might want piercings and a tattoo, and they’ll bring hairy, smelly guys home?

Our vows were more traditional when this photo was taken twenty years ago. There’s no way that we would ever have predicted the path our lives would take.